I heard a joke today, and as I have a photo to illustrate it, I thought I would share it with you.
A very wealthy man's wife wanted a new car so much, she talked about it a lot every day. When her birthday was coming near, she said to her husband: "My dear, buy me something that accelerates to 100 in 4 seconds, oh, and it should be pink!"
On her birthday she got her present.
See it here.