My wife bought me sweater as new year's gift, but it seemed it not fit for me so well in the mirror. I said to her it was not very good for me to wear it, I told her if she wanted to buy something like clothes, we'd better go shopping together and the most important, she already bought me two new sweaters not long ago.
Wow, wife got unhappy for a whole night, for my passive attitude. She decided to return it in the next day.
Next evening, I got the shopping mall, met her there and returned the sweater. She kept her mood and ask for something as a punishment. I bought her a pretty fashionable dress, and obviously it didn't satisfied her. Until another gold ring was shining on her finger, She smiled and gave a dumb of victory. Oh my god, I can finally go home and eat two hours later. That's her punishment on me.
So there comes a rule, don't reject your wife's love in her way. Take her love and make her happy, if you want to protect your stomach and pocket. It's a easy job.