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Angelina Jolie's new private chef...

posted on 1st of april, 2010

Woo hoo Wowee Zowee Holy Smoke and all that jump for joy

I am packing and in a great big hurry

heading for the airport.

I just receive a telegram from Angelina Jolie saying that she has selected me to be her new private chef.

She saw this shot of me on the cover of some prestiguous
cooking magazine and said she like my good looks.

So, very soon I will be cooking for her breakfast, lunch, dinner
and supper.

This means I will have less time to submit new works to Dreamstime
as I will be a bit busy feeding the Jolie household.

.............

NOT !

Now, if you wanted an authentic April Fool's Joke...
don't read Carmen's blog...
read this instead.

LMAO

Tags: april cook fool joke kidding

Comments (12)

	Posted by Tan510jomast on April 04, 2010 HEY EVERYONE SO GLAD I MADE YOUR APRIL 1ST ! but you know, for me, every day is April Fool's Day... there is no reason never to laugh, at yourself especially, and with others. To me , the greatest human being are the ones who spread only laughter ,eg. Charlie Chaplin, John Cleese, Groucho Marx, Robin Williams, Peter Sellers, Victor Borge, etc.. LAUGHTER ALSO MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER... + you save on psychiatric AND anger management bills.
	Posted by Creativei on April 04, 2010 Oh mat, i was about to congratulate you, hey you are funny,
	Posted by Noonie on April 03, 2010 Now I know why she left that message on my machine wanting me to be her personal photographer! I didn't realize it was left on April 1st and she laughs eveytime I try to ask her about it! :))
	Posted by Elianehaykal on April 03, 2010 Yes as Dessie said, and it would be too easy for her to keep up with her diet!
	Posted by Miele on April 02, 2010 very very very funny :-)))))) great idea ;-)
	Posted by Kaththea on April 02, 2010 LOL, as always)
	Posted by Tangie on April 02, 2010 Oh, and I was about to congratulate you. :)
	Posted by Lcjtripod on April 02, 2010 And she promised to live here in Wisconsin so she could play golf with me! What a rip! She better know how to dial 9-1-1 after you cook for her. Cheers -Larry
	Posted by Rosedarc on April 02, 2010 Does she not only eat dieting pills? That's what I read in the gossip magazines, maybe that's why she hired you!! :-) Love your shots
	Posted by Littledesire on April 02, 2010 LOL Seeing what a disaster you are in kitchen, she'll be starving every day :)))
	Posted by Wildmac on April 02, 2010 hahahaha you are really funny Matt. Love your blogs :)
	Posted by Mani33 on April 01, 2010 Oh I believe you! :P Tell me what she likes :)))