Two photographers were chatting at the camera club...
First Photographer: I saw a terrible sight the other day, a beggar was sitting on the steps of a church, wasted with hunger and his clothes all ragged and torn. He was holding out his hands, pleading for a few coins.
A a less harsh version of the same joke; Three wedding photographers have all been booked to cover the same wedding, a traditional photographer a contemporary photographer and a documentary style photographer. Just before the brides arrival the best man falls to the floor as if he has died. The traditional photographer gives mouth to mouth straight away while the contemporary photographer gives him a heart massage. As the bride arrives the best man is still on the floor and she asks the traditional photographer "what did you give him?" and he replies "mouth to mouth" she asks the the contemporary photographer the same question and he replies "a heart massage" she then turns to the documentary photographer and asks "what did you give him" and he pauses before answering " 1/125th at F8" !
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