I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :)
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
A place where divorce comes before marriage!
The name men give to their Mistakes!
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY!
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!