A lady wildlife photographer shooting photos for DT in Kenya decides one morning that she needs to relax from work, so she takes one of the fisher boats at lake Shakababu, rows one mile out to the lake, stores her photo gear on the bottom of the boat and begins to read a book.
After a short time a ranger arrives on a canoe and shouts: "Hello lady, this is a restricted area, it is not alloved to make any pictures!"
She just answers: "fine, but as you can see I am not making any pictures, I am reading a book!"
The ranger insists: "Yes, but I can see you have all the equipment and you could begin anytime, I will have to arrest you!"
So, the lady says: "if you do that I will report against you for sexual abuse!"
"But I have not even touched you!!"
"That´s true, but I can see you have all the equipment and could begin anytime.."