Clancy here. Sergeant Clancy.
Chief Investigator of Interpol's Crimes in Nursery Rhymes Division (CNRD).
It is the mission of CNRD to relentlessly pursue and prosecute the perpetrators of crimes against nursery rhyme characters.
Crimes in Nursery Rhymes you say?
You may not be aware of the multitude of crimes committed by and against nursery rhyme characters due to the publishing industries insistence on putting out only the "sanitized" versions of the truths in an effort to "protect" our children.
But the crimes are real, and so are the people who prosecute them.
Still need proof? Allow me to provide a few examples of our successful prosecutions.
Lady Bug, Lady Bug
Fly Away home
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