Five photos per day uploaded - my NEW goal!


posted on 4th of june, 2013

A KING SPEECH.

Hello girls and boys, female or male photographers, artists, models, admins, DT staff, Igor my friend and Celia Maria Ribeiro Ascenso (Celiaak) my King's Right Hand!

I salute also all my referred members, you lazy people with soooo rare New images!

A big huge to my ~156,954 fan photographers from DT (not all of you added me at fav list, what are you waiting?!)

Also, a big kiss to webdesigners and programmers - please do something in that code to give your King's photos more relevance! If you need some brand new keyboards (Matrix style), just say!

TO THE SUBJECT:
I am pleased to announce that I will try to upload every day (not in the weekends, of course, I go hunting for models) at least 5 (five) photos. This is my goal, in pursue to become a much richer King - I need a new horse, to be honest, the old one is white and i can not shoot isolated.

So, I ask you to support me! Hugs, kisses, applause, congratulations, rude words in days I will upload only 4 images - all is permitted. Only Celia and Igor are allowed to beat me, beware, don't push your luck, I have a wild hamster in my camera bag.

Waiting for your help. Regards, Alvera, Dorian King and exclusive photographers at DT.

END OF SPEECH (applause)



LATER EDIT: My tomatoes photos was accepted. Of course, isolated by a King hand (isolated on white and isolated from wind, hard work in a sunny and hot day).

Comments (58)

Posted by Igordabari on June 18, 2013
Igor my friend, just saw your last model, white on white isolation, this is impressive. Congratulations! (This was not a joke)   

Thanks, Your Majesty. It's last year photo. This month I am shooting rarely, mostly I am looking the old forgotten images on my HD. This is one of them :)
Posted by Alvera on June 18, 2013
Igor my friend, just saw your last model, white on white isolation, this is impressive. Congratulations! (This was not a joke)

   Young man thumb up isolated white   
Posted by Alvera on June 17, 2013
It's not only a royal garden, it's a magical one. :-)
Posted by Celiaak on June 17, 2013
Continue following the advices of you right hand and you'll never fail.
I knew tomatoes photos were not accepted anymore, unless they're from the Royal gardens.
Posted by Alvera on June 13, 2013
Celiaak, my dear Right Hand, look, my tomatoes (with flowers) was accepted :-)
   Green tomato fruit flower leaf   
   Tomato fruit flower leaf   
Posted by Alvera on June 12, 2013
Ich Hasse Google Translate! :))
Posted by Igordabari on June 12, 2013
меньше

Меньше (less) than what, Your Majesty? You should remember that there are no brains in my head, at all. And if You want me to understand ATTYW (All The Treasure of Your Wisdom) You have to speak more clear...

Always at Your service and all the things of the sort.
Posted by Alvera on June 12, 2013
Madonna Santa! Parli Italiano, Sua Maesta?!

меньше
Posted by Igordabari on June 12, 2013
non capisco

Madonna Santa! Parli Italiano, Sua Maesta?!
Posted by Peanutroaster on June 12, 2013
Come step it up Alvera. I have 30 online this month and you only have 5. Time is wasting!
Posted by Alvera on June 11, 2013
non capisco
Posted by Peanutroaster on June 11, 2013
Sold this one of myself recently. Only 26 views and bam-0! Now that is star quality! ;-)

http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photography-man-listening-intently-to-portable-radio-carefully-broadcast-news-sports-image31103062
Posted by Alvera on June 10, 2013
Real Estate Stalkers :)
Posted by Igordabari on June 07, 2013
but we will go deep into The Zone But, Your Majesty... Nobody could return from The Zone, as you know. Except for Real Stalkers. Which is not a case for us...
Posted by Alvera on June 07, 2013
So, let's note the facts:
- my horse, when is calm, has RGB 255, 255, 255.
- when is hungry, Blue become 233 so we must try to shoot him and after that to correct the white balance.
- when is angry, Red become 300 :)) I know this is impossible in photoshop but we will go deep into The Zone for this (physics rules are altered there)... R.I.P. Boris Strugatki :( died last year.
Posted by Igordabari on June 07, 2013
I like Your blog, Your Majesty. Really, I do. I also can help You too with You and with Yours to and whatever You want to. Be sure. But for the God's sake how are You going not only to upload but also to shoot???!!!! Is it possible????!!!!! On me it's much higher then human being's possibility.

Do not You want to say that You are going also to sell?

All these actions at the same time?! No, I can't believe...

And - yes - white horses on white backgrounds are possible. Being PhD in Physics I knew that a long ago, but only theoretically. I would proove this practically also, but there are no white horses around me. Neither white backgrounds large enough.

Unfortunatelly for me and fortunatelly for buyers.
Posted by Lenutaidi on June 07, 2013
"Lènuta, why do you say that you are not photogenic?! Did you ever try to shoot yourself with a pro lightning equipment? Give it a try. This is serious. All my models are normal people. Every one of them, but every one, gave me a big wow after looking at a properly made photo."
Ha,ha ha ha.......I tricked you!ha ha ahahahahahahhh ha.....:))I'm photogenic but I don't wanna see you:))Don't worry,by happy my KING!:)))hahahahahhh hha ha ha :)))
Posted by Alvera on June 07, 2013
I like to me can to I me you can me to can like me can I me yeu too :))
Posted by Jazzycam2 on June 07, 2013
i like it too can you help me to
Posted by Candyheart2 on June 07, 2013
like your blog maybe you can help me with my
Posted by Alvera on June 07, 2013
UPDATE.
I think it was a very small mistake in my plans, so an update is needed: I must shoot 5 photos/day FIRST and then UPLOAD. So, where is my horse and my camera?! To the battle!
Posted by Alvera on June 07, 2013
The king has spoken, what can we say... Let 5 be the real number from now on.

Egomezta, you will be the Royal Photographer. I saw your blog, you have a white horse isolated against white background. This is a proved science impossibility. Welcome to my court.
Posted by Egomezta on June 06, 2013
The king has spoken, what can we say... Let 5 be the real number from now on.
Posted by Alvera on June 06, 2013
"My heaviest Canon lens has been prepered by Your order and I am always ready to act!"

Fully load them with the tomatoes and aim to the ones who fail to obey the order. Avoid hitting the white horses isolated on absolutely white backgrounds.

Try not to hit my Right Hand! :)))

Igor, four photos uploaded today, one more and i am free! Your only chance is to send me some beer. Be sure I will fall asleep in no time! :))
Posted by Celiaak on June 06, 2013
"My heaviest Canon lens has been prepered by Your order and I am always ready to act!"

Fully load them with the tomatoes and aim to the ones who fail to obey the order. Avoid hitting the white horses isolated on absolutely white backgrounds.
Posted by Alvera on June 06, 2013
5
Posted by Igordabari on June 06, 2013
5

That's great. Then, I have at least one day to use the lens to shoot something... Please, PLEASE, Your Majesty, upload not less than 5 today also!
Posted by Alvera on June 06, 2013
Thanks for support my friends! :)))))))))))))
Celia, surprise, yesterday I uploaded tomatoes!
Posted by Igordabari on June 06, 2013
As a friend of Our Great Dorian King I strongly support the King's Right Hand order. Even if His images will represent absolutely white horses isolated on absolutely white backgrounds, they must be accepted!!!
Posted by Celiaak on June 06, 2013
As a King's Right Hand, I thereby order all reviewers to accept all uploads from Our Powerfull King with no waiting line and even if they are doubled or tripled versions of isolated red tomatoes.

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