I hate long walks on the beach. Blah blah thunderstorms, blah blah glass of wine by the fire blabity blabity What? This isn't Match.com? Oh, er, ahem

Hello, in my day job I'm the creator of a line of humorous paper products which used to be a syndicated comic strip. I've won 19 or 20 Louie awards for that. What? You've never heard of the Louie Awards? That's okay, neither had I till they told me I'd won my first one. I got to go to a big fancy awards banquet in New York City! Boy howdy it wasn't like Texas.

In addition to my normal deadlines, I'm also a digital artist and photographer. In what now seems like a former life, I was a model. I must say I vastly prefer being on the other side of the lens. Let somebody else constantly have to do their nails and be in bed by 10, I say.

My Dreamstime portfolio is still on the small side compared to the rest of you, but bear with me while I add to it as time permits. My normal deadlines are grueling and my publisher is Simon Legree. Don't tell him I said that.