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happy easter!
posted by sasanka7 - 29th of march, 2013
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THE PHOTOGRAPHER
posted by littlemacproductions - 30th of july, 2012
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here... More...
Funny moments
posted by bradcalkins - 13th of july, 2012
Sometimes there are moments in your life (especially with kids) where you are just glad you were ready with your camera!
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife
posted by peanutroaster - 6th of june, 2012
Someone sent me this lately... 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's' name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.... More...
Happy Mothers Day to all mommies .......
posted by cafebeanzphoto - 12th of may, 2012
without all the mommies in the world ..... how would anyone ever been born to become DT photographers? Thats all I've got to say about that!
Attention: Take care of April Fool Jokes!
posted by jdanne - 31st of march, 2012
Beware: It's 1st April! Since creativity is very high at DT we can be sure of tricky April fool jokes! I don't know whether there will be a press release of a brand new Nikon ABC medium format camera or a Canon XYZ super lens with... More...
Microstock is an online RPG game? (not too serious)
posted by illarionovdv - 9th of october, 2011
Again and again I am asking myself why I am kind of addictive to microstocks. My earnings are low, the whole think did not meat my initial expectations, some guru’s keep screaming about lowering earnings and are not advising to start... More...
few images and a good laugh ... enjoy!
posted by imaengine - 19th of may, 2011
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he... More...
Another Joke, since it's a long time somebody posted one
posted by gmargittai - 14th of april, 2011
Question: What is the difference between a microstock photographer and a large pizza? Answer: A Large pizza can feed a family of four
Photographer's joke :-)
posted by anadg77 - 15th of february, 2011
A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer... More...
Funny joke ... not related to photography ... but nice to share!
posted by imaengine - 13th of february, 2011
A burglar broke into a house one night, knowing for a fact that the owners were not home at the moment. He went directly to the living-room and stated opening drawers of the furniture looking for some money or jewelry. As he was doing... More...
Top ten reasons to date a photographer
posted by egomezta - 4th of february, 2011
Top ten reasons to date a photographer: 1) They work well in the dark 2) They’re used to funny smells 3) They make things develop 4) They work well on many settings 5) They know how to focus 6) They can make big things look... More...
My keywording job
posted by mjak - 21st of december, 2010
It is winter. I've discovered this after it was too cold to walk outdoors having just slippers on feet... actually I was knee-deep in snow!!! Snow, winter, snowflakes - it is popular topic for pics I think! Ahh, civilized countries... More...
going on with the photographer´s jokes tradition..
posted by physi28 - 1st of october, 2010
A lady wildlife photographer shooting photos for DT in Kenya decides one morning that she needs to relax from work, so she takes one of the fisher boats at lake Shakababu, rows one mile out to the lake, stores her photo gear on the... More...
one last joke
posted by imaengine - 2nd of september, 2010
A journalist photographer was caught out in a rain shower when he saw a dark gloomy house. While he was drying off in the house he heard scary sounds and saw a ghost coming towards him. He grabbed his camera to take pictures. The ghost... More...
missed me?? back with a new joke!
posted by imaengine - 1st of september, 2010
A photographer went to a dinner party where he showed many of his photographs. The lady of the house said, those are very nice pictures, you must have a great camera. He said nothing, but when leaving for home offered the following... More...
Photography dilemma!!
posted by imaengine - 30th of august, 2010
You are on a photo shoot by the stormy seaside, ten foot waves are crashing down, and suddenly you notice your countrys president getting out of a car to visit the scene of destruction. Just as you are getting ready to take a shot,... More...
Definitions!
posted by mani33 - 29th of august, 2010
I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :) MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master! YAWN: The only time when some married... More...
You might think I'm going for the "DT joker" title ...
posted by imaengine - 28th of august, 2010
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer... More...
Get comfortable ... here comes todays fun moment!!!
posted by imaengine - 27th of august, 2010
1. A photographer took a self portrait in a park. Due to lighting conditions he used the built in flash on the camera. He quickly got arrested for flashing and exposing himself in the park. 2. Photographer... More...
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