A joke about photographers

posted on 15th of april, 2010

A few days ago I have gone through a web with jokes... I have found that there are few jokes about us, photographers :-) And so I would like to share with you my two favorite jokes about us, photographers, I have found. My favorite is the first one :-)

I wish you to have fun during the day!

A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his car.

He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40.

A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.

Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 50. One to change the bulb, and 49 to say "I could have done that!"

Comments (31)

Posted by Conceptualcreations on May 08, 2010
That is funny!
Posted by Jianbinglee on May 08, 2010
Very funny joke. Thank you for sharing!
Posted by Shootalot on May 08, 2010
Here is a joke I heard once. A photographer happened upon a beggar on the street and decided to take her photo. Afterwards another photographer saw the beggar and felt sorry for her. He decided to give her some money. The two photographers started to talk and one said "did you feel sorry for her?" What did you give her? The other photographer said, "I gave her F11 at 1/125 of a second."
Posted by Adeliepenguin on May 03, 2010
My dog, Charbonne, likes the hat, and is wondering if she can borrow it one day. As for me, I think I'll "borrow" the jokes:)
Posted by Yuritz on April 29, 2010
funny one and the dog is really cool! :)
Posted by Littlemacproductions on April 21, 2010
My favorite dog with sunglasses!

Old photographers never die, they just take longer to develop.
Posted by Easyhwa on April 20, 2010
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Posted by Trottola on April 19, 2010
Funny, ah, ah, ah! Expecially the one of the motorist ;)
Posted by Igorigorevich on April 19, 2010
story about motorist is very funny )
Posted by Lemonpink on April 18, 2010
I found this on the internet, old school photographers might get it better.

One day I was working in the darkroom with my girlfriend. Things
started out negative but soon I was enlarging. As it started to
develop, I told her we should stop before we got into a fix, but
she said it would all come out in the wash.
The Black & White photo process summarized...
why, what were you thinking?

Sometimes I get nostalgic about the old days in the darkroom ;)
Posted by Ljupco on April 18, 2010
Here's one from me:

Q: What does a photographer do when he wins 1 million $ on the lottery ?

A: He continues to work until he goes broke.

Very true in my opinion. Regards, Ljupco
Posted by Creativei on April 17, 2010
Wow that was funny, to come out of the stressful day at work.
Posted by Elianehaykal on April 16, 2010
The second one made me LOL!
Why don't you post the same in my Illustrated Jokes Blog, it includes various jokes - I thought it will be more of a success with people always adding to it!!!.
Posted by Sebikus on April 16, 2010
Good joke :-))
Posted by Komar on April 16, 2010
"I could have thought up those jokes!! :))" - posted by Noonie on April 15, 2010

hahaha lol!!
Posted by Thanatonautii on April 16, 2010
:)))) Very nice! :P
Posted by Keki on April 16, 2010
Haha brilliant :D
Posted by Wildmac on April 15, 2010
Great jokes Jitka I like the first one best :))
Good one Matt :D
Posted by Tan510jomast on April 15, 2010
here's a naughty one.
What do nude models and bad photographers have in common?
They both tend to over expose ! :)
Posted by Noonie on April 15, 2010
I could have thought up those jokes!! :))
Posted by Littledesire on April 15, 2010
LOL I thought that when receiving the photo of his car, he would say: out of focus or over/underexposed, or no MR attached, trademarks .... :))))
Posted by Starblue on April 15, 2010
I am sending you a big thank for your comment and, friends, let´s wish to all ourselves to have many times :-) on our faces!
Posted by Kaththea on April 15, 2010
Thanks for sharing, the second one has so much truth in it)))
The dog is so awesome, and so stylish, great!)
Posted by Justmeyo on April 15, 2010
Thanks for making me smile today:)
Posted by Komar on April 15, 2010
Funny jokes. Second joke has an element of truth in it too lol
Posted by Maigi on April 15, 2010
LOOOL :)) Too funny... Thanks for brightening up the day. :)
Posted by Mani33 on April 15, 2010
Thanks for drawing a smile on our faces Jitka! :)
Posted by Egomezta on April 15, 2010
Thanks for sharing
Posted by Katn1999 on April 15, 2010
Those were cute! Thanks for sharing! LOVE your dog photo with the sunglasses and scarf!
Posted by Mariaam on April 15, 2010
The first joke is hilarious! Great! Thanks for sharing!!! :))))

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