So you liked the jokes? Here there are 3 more...

posted on 22nd of june, 2010

For those that have asked me for more jokes here there are 3 quick ones that I found.

1.- A photographer gets invited to a friends house to have dinner. He brings some new photographs with him to show his host. The host looks at the photographs and exclaims, "These are wonderful! You must have a very good camera." The photographer says thanks and the evening continues.
After dinner, the photographer turns to his host and remarks, "The food was wonderful, you must own some very good pots and pans, don't you."

2.- In the maternity hospital a father of a newly born child is busy photographing his offspring. His furious activity attracts attention of a nurse. "Is that your first baby" - she asks compassionately. "NO" – was the answer – "my third, but it’s my first camera".

3.- If your photo album is thin and has only one photo and of a mediocre quality, you are looking at a passport.....

I hope you enjoy them.... : )

Comments (18)

Posted by Preckas on June 25, 2010
I use the first one ALLLLLL the time!!!! :)))))
Posted by Nectar3d on June 24, 2010
The last one is really hilarious :)
Posted by Egomezta on June 23, 2010
Thanks for your comments.... A joke in section in DT would be very nice, and easy way to get a daily smile.
Posted by Wildmac on June 23, 2010
Posted by Physi28 on June 23, 2010
I definitely want to join the proposal of Thanatonauti!
Posted by Mmcmanamey on June 23, 2010
Funny, I was thinking of a different WT Duck...
Posted by Dan1 on June 23, 2010
Maybe i ought to apply to take passport photos.
Posted by Mythja on June 23, 2010
Posted by Maigi on June 22, 2010
Great ones. Thanks! :))
Posted by Mani33 on June 22, 2010
I liked them thanks for the smile :)
Posted by Egomezta on June 22, 2010
Thank you all for your time and your nice comments.... I'm glad you have like them...
Posted by Unteroffizier on June 22, 2010
These happenings probably occured to us in life once in a while, if not exactly the same but similar. Gets us wondering there may be some hidden messages they can convey.
(1) A photographer need not have the best of all equipments to take a shot, just as a chef need not have the best of ingredients or cooking utensils and cutlery to dish up good healthy tasty food.
(2) The joy of owning a camera and capturing the wonderful moments of a child at birth with it.
(3) Photographers may not always have to create a work of art. Sometimes if you have a job on it, it can be as stoic as setting up a camera and taking repeative headshots of people applying or renewing their passports.

Posted by Thanatonautii on June 22, 2010
:)) Funny as always! I would ask DT to make a special place for this kind of jokes, and the name of the section to be choose by you! :)
Thank you for this jokes! Hope to read more soon!
Posted by Mariaam on June 22, 2010
That´s funny! Great! Please, add more when you have time! :)))
Posted by Picstudio on June 22, 2010
Nice ones, waiting for more.
Posted by Luissantos84 on June 22, 2010
great jokes eheh :)
Posted by Physi28 on June 22, 2010
Ostras !!! I liked all three! thanks for making us laugh, I thought you wouldn´t bring us more jokes, keep on!
Posted by Bradcalkins on June 22, 2010
Here is another variant on your first one : What the duck :)

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