Sit back, relax ... well you know the drill ... new joke!

posted on 23rd of august, 2010

Two photographers were chatting at the camera club...

First Photographer: I saw a terrible sight the other day, a beggar was sitting on the steps of a church, wasted with hunger and his clothes all ragged and torn. He was holding out his hands, pleading for a few coins.

Second Photographer: What did you give him?

First Photographer: f8 at 1/125th of a second.

Comments (8)

Posted by Fultonsphoto on August 24, 2010
HaHa good one...
Posted by smartview27 on August 24, 2010
Posted by Egomezta on August 23, 2010
Thanks for the joke...
Posted by Mani33 on August 23, 2010
Nice one :)))
Posted by Picstudio on August 23, 2010
Wow! Great, ready to hear more from u.
Posted by Imaengine on August 23, 2010
A a less harsh version of the same joke;
Three wedding photographers have all been booked to cover the same wedding, a traditional photographer a contemporary photographer and a documentary style photographer.
Just before the brides arrival the best man falls to the floor as if he has died. The traditional photographer gives mouth to mouth straight away while the contemporary photographer gives him a heart massage.
As the bride arrives the best man is still on the floor and she asks the traditional photographer "what did you give him?" and he replies "mouth to mouth"
she asks the the contemporary photographer the same question and he replies "a heart massage"
she then turns to the documentary photographer and asks "what did you give him" and he pauses before answering " 1/125th at F8" !
Posted by Dmccale on August 23, 2010
Posted by Dmccale on August 23, 2010

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