A dpreviewer is walking down the road when he stops a big bunch of people mostly carrying large white lenses. Impressed by the huge arsenal of equipment the guys are carrying the dpreviewer goes for a closer look. Further scrutiny reveals that they all have Canon 1Ds except for one guy with a beaten up old Nikon. Curiousity piqued the dpreviewer approaches the guy with the Nikon and asks why he has chosen Nikon when all of the other pros are using Canon? 'You mean these guys' replies the the guy with the Nikon, ... 'Oh they are all members of the local amateur photography club. They just hired me to take their picture.'