posted on 29th of august, 2010

I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :)

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!

The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!

© Madja (Help)
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

© Ziss (Help)
A place where divorce comes before marriage!

The name men give to their Mistakes!

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!

© Djma (Help)
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY!

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

Comments (33)

Posted by Ziss on January 03, 2011
Ha-ha! :) Just noticed this Blog. Very interesting! :)
Posted by Mani33 on September 24, 2010
Good point made your brother Clayton :))
Posted by Conceptualcreations on September 24, 2010
LOL Maen! My brother was shown an image of a glass that was measured at the halfway point and asked "is the glass half full or half empty?" His answer was, "I don't care about all that; I just want to know what's in it!"
Posted by Mani33 on September 23, 2010
Posted by Laurasinelle on September 23, 2010
That is so funny! Nice!
Posted by Mani33 on September 02, 2010
Thanks everyone! Keep smiling ;)
Posted by Karenkh on September 01, 2010
Posted by Asyan on September 01, 2010
Posted by Miluxian on September 01, 2010
:) great
Posted by Heathse on September 01, 2010
A good giggle! More please!
Posted by Dmccale on August 31, 2010
LOVE IT,great jokes Maen LOL
Posted by Noonie on August 31, 2010
Thanks, Maen! And you always chose great images for your blogs!
Posted by Ponytail1414 on August 31, 2010
Haha Maen
Posted by Maigi on August 30, 2010
I love it! Thumbs up! :))
Posted by Starblue on August 30, 2010
After coming home, I have login in DT and read this blog... this is for a good mood :-):-) I had fun with my tea :-)
Posted by Mariaam on August 30, 2010
:D LOL! That is sooo funny.........!!!!!!!!
Posted by Swamin on August 29, 2010
Posted by Justmeyo on August 29, 2010
You did make me smile:)Hope you have a great day!
Posted by Mani33 on August 29, 2010
Oh yes Marilyn a smile is a therapy really! Keep smiling at least my friends & your days will go just fine ;)
Posted by Marilyngould on August 29, 2010
Thanks for the laugh...a good laugh is a daily requirement! :)
Posted by Mani33 on August 29, 2010
Welcome back Carol! :)
Posted by Wildmac on August 29, 2010
What a nice way to start my day LOL :))
Posted by Mani33 on August 29, 2010
Thanks guys! Have a nice day & keep smiling! ;)
Posted by Claudiofichera on August 29, 2010
Funny, Maen!
Posted by Dan1 on August 29, 2010
I'm suing if i get a hernia from laughing so hard.
Posted by Titania1980 on August 29, 2010
Funny!!! hehehe
Posted by Rosedarc on August 29, 2010
LOL :-)
What I like most about this blog is that it made me discover some great photographers! Thanks for that :-)
Posted by Elianehaykal on August 29, 2010
Very funny :)
Posted by Davidwatmough on August 29, 2010
Made me smile David.
Posted by Scottysally2 on August 29, 2010
Good one Maen! :)))))

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