going on with the photographer´s jokes tradition..

posted on 1st of october, 2010

A lady wildlife photographer shooting photos for DT in Kenya decides one morning that she needs to relax from work, so she takes one of the fisher boats at lake Shakababu, rows one mile out to the lake, stores her photo gear on the bottom of the boat and begins to read a book.
After a short time a ranger arrives on a canoe and shouts: "Hello lady, this is a restricted area, it is not alloved to make any pictures!"
She just answers: "fine, but as you can see I am not making any pictures, I am reading a book!"
The ranger insists: "Yes, but I can see you have all the equipment and you could begin anytime, I will have to arrest you!"
So, the lady says: "if you do that I will report against you for sexual abuse!"
"But I have not even touched you!!"
"That´s true, but I can see you have all the equipment and could begin anytime.."

Comments (20)

Posted by Linqong on December 07, 2010
Very very funny:))))
I think you are a wildlife photographer.
Your image is great!
Posted by Scottysally2 on October 06, 2010
Nice one! Lol! :)
Posted by smartview27 on October 06, 2010
Good joke!
Posted by Kittycat on October 05, 2010
Way to funny!! lol.
Posted by Sobek85 on October 05, 2010
Posted by Physi28 on October 04, 2010
Adeliepenguin: I hope not, really! :-))
Posted by Adeliepenguin on October 04, 2010
Good one:) Since I am a "lady" I shall have to put it in my back pocket. I may have to use it one day:):)
Posted by Mariaam on October 03, 2010
Great joke! :D
Posted by Jdanne on October 03, 2010
Posted by Physi28 on October 03, 2010
Elianehaykal is right, I found it in Zanzibar in a nature reserve at the rangers post..
Posted by Ninuscha on October 03, 2010
fUNNY :)))
Posted by Elianehaykal on October 03, 2010
A DT-customized joke :D
Posted by Laurasinelle on October 02, 2010
ha, ha, ha, ha really very funny! Smart lady
Posted by Alionaz on October 02, 2010
ha,ha,ha! smart lady!
Posted by Joe1971 on October 02, 2010
It is very funny!!!
Posted by Thanatonautii on October 02, 2010
:))) Funny!
Posted by Davidwatmough on October 02, 2010
excellent...an early morning smile helps! David.
Posted by Nikmd on October 02, 2010
hahaha.....that was real funny...nice one!!!
Posted by Francy874 on October 02, 2010
Very very funny :)))!!!
Posted by Almaterra on October 02, 2010

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