Funny joke ... not related to photography ... but nice to share!

posted on 13th of february, 2011

A burglar broke into a house one night, knowing for a fact that the owners were not home at the moment. He went directly to the living-room and stated opening drawers of the furniture looking for some money or jewelry. As he was doing that he heard this voice in the dark, coming from behind him: "Jesus sees you!". Frightened he stopped immediately and he went for the cabinets. As he was looking in the cabinets, the same voice: "Jesus sees you!".
He left the cabinets alone and went straight for the painting on the wall of the living-room thinking there might be a vault behind it. He removed the painting, found the vault, and as he started to work on the number combinations the same voice, right behind him: "Jesus sees you!". All frightened he turns and sees a parrot inside his cage.
- A parrot!! You startled me little fellow!! What's your name?
- Moses, the parrot replied.
- Moses?? What kind of a name is that for a parrot??
- So Jesus is any better as a name for a doberman!?

Comments (16)

Posted by Yoyopiticutz on March 23, 2011
FUNNY! :))
Posted by Imaengine on February 16, 2011
thank you all! As soon as I hear a good one i'll share it with you again!
Posted by Anadg77 on February 15, 2011
hahaha! made me laugh!...in times of troubles and sadness, i know where to go,....visit ur blog...:-)
Posted by Soye on February 15, 2011
WAOH! Cracking me ribs!
Posted by Soye on February 15, 2011
WAOH! Cracking me ribs!
Posted by smartview27 on February 15, 2011
Posted by Laurasinelle on February 14, 2011
Jajaja, Good joke and nice images! Thanks for sharing and made me laugh!
Posted by Ncn18 on February 14, 2011
LOOOOL...nice parrot - pics
Posted by Egomezta on February 14, 2011
Great... Thanks for sharing....
Posted by Yuritz on February 14, 2011
nice joke,it's always time for a laugh! :D
Posted by Mariaam on February 14, 2011
LOL! :D Great one.
Posted by Scottysally2 on February 13, 2011
Good joke, and nice images. :))
Posted by Thanatonautii on February 13, 2011
I knew that joke, but it`s funny to hear it again! Thanks for this!
Posted by Physi28 on February 13, 2011
great, very funny and can be translated!
Posted by Joe1971 on February 13, 2011
It is very nice!!!
Posted by Davidwatmough on February 13, 2011
Lovely parrot images. Its the way you tell the joke that is funny. David.

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