Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife

posted on 6th of june, 2012

Someone sent me this lately...

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's' name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the

4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Comments (23)

Posted by Davidwatmough on July 01, 2012
Well thats fantastic............ thankyou. David

It will be funniest for those divorcing.
Posted by Peanutroaster on June 21, 2012
Good points. I have Fur on my must see list. Diane Arbus is one of my favorites although I read the movie took a lot of liberties with reality.
Posted by Parkinsonsniper on June 21, 2012
This is why I prefer a human-being instead of a dog!

- Human photos sell better! LOL
- A human can easily follow your posing instructions.
- A human can smile.
- A human will probably NOT pee (and even worse) on the ground.
- A human have less fur then a dog :)) (well exceptions are always welcome. Watch the movie "Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)" (this is a movie about a photographer)
- A human is easier to isolate on white background!
- Some humans can walk next to you, without extra effort!

:)) thanks for this nice blog, it made me smile! So I tried to add some counter opinions :))
Posted by Bluwarrior on June 20, 2012
Funny post Peanutroaster...and interesting comments like the reply of Lejoch. :)
Posted by Saap585 on June 10, 2012
Thumbs up Peanutroaster... Thanx for sharing ;)
Posted by Hanbaoluan on June 09, 2012
The dog loyalty above all animals!
Posted by Littlemacproductions on June 08, 2012
Whatever the reason no matter your gender... gotta love a dog for their loyalty to their owner.
Posted by Adonis1969 on June 07, 2012
Lovely blog. I have dog too.
Posted by Marilynv on June 07, 2012
Very funny~thanks for sharing it! Great photos by the way!
Posted by Hanbaoluan on June 07, 2012
Very interesting!
Posted by Picstudio on June 07, 2012
Ha ha ha lovely blog.
Posted by Picstudio on June 07, 2012
Ha ha ha lovely blog.
Posted by Tomatika on June 06, 2012
Ohhh dear... whoever sent you these must be a very funny guy / gall.

   Cute Boston Terrier   
Posted by Peanutroaster on June 06, 2012
Ya know sometimes models bring their own stuff to shoots and insist that you use them. ;-)
Posted by Karenfoleyphotography on June 06, 2012
Wonderful! You should add that Dogs will wear your silly outfits while posing for pictures! K-
Posted by Egomezta on June 06, 2012
It is a great and funny blog. Thanks.
Posted by Peanutroaster on June 06, 2012
Posted by Lejoch on June 06, 2012
Found on the web:

20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. You can train a dog and it will even get your newspaper.
9. Dogs are easy to buy for.
10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
11. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
13. Dogs don't need therapy to deal with their problems.
14. Dogs are happy with whatever you feed them.
15. You can force a dog to take a bath.
16. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
17. Dogs don't borrow your credit cards or cellular phone.
18. Dogs don't weigh down...(More)
Posted by Rigsby8131 on June 06, 2012
Thanks for cheering me up after a bad day!!!
Posted by Roberto1977 on June 06, 2012
Veeeery nice!! :-)
Posted by Ninuscha on June 06, 2012
Posted by Ewapix on June 06, 2012
That is hilarious :-) Number eight made me laugh out laud. Thanks.
Posted by BCritchley on June 06, 2012
Very good and thanks for the laugh :-)


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