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  • Eternalfour
    A good joke and bad joke

    by Eternalfour | 24th of August, 2016

    A joke can make us laugh out loud and it can do nothing. It is the same joke yet told by different people ... so what makes a joke a good one? ... its the way the joke is told The photo, be it conceptual or indicative may have no meaning unless taken in the "proper"... More
  • Popsidoodle
    Beautiful photos

    by Popsidoodle | 4th of February, 2016

    A photographer is invited to a dinner party. When he arrives the hostess says, "I've seen your beautiful photos. You must have a very good camera." After the meal she says to the photographer, "How did you like your dinner?" He responds, "It was delicious, you must have... More
  • Sasanka7
    happy easter!

    by Sasanka7 | 29th of March, 2013

  • Littlemacproductions
    THE PHOTOGRAPHER

    by Littlemacproductions | 30th of July, 2012

    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just... More
  • Bradcalkins
    Funny moments

    by Bradcalkins | 13th of July, 2012

    Sometimes there are moments in your life (especially with kids) where you are just glad you were ready with your camera! See Article
  • Peanutroaster
    Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife

    by Peanutroaster | 6th of June, 2012

    Someone sent me this lately... 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's' name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit.... More
  • Cafebeanzphoto
    Happy Mothers Day to all mommies .......

    by Cafebeanzphoto | 12th of May, 2012

    without all the mommies in the world ..... how would anyone ever been born to become DT photographers? Thats all I've got to say about that! See Article
  • Jdanne
    Attention: Take care of April Fool Jokes!

    by Jdanne | 31st of March, 2012

    Beware: It's 1st April! Since creativity is very high at DT we can be sure of tricky April fool jokes! I don't know whether there will be a press release of a brand new Nikon ABC medium format camera or a Canon XYZ super lens with integrated concept finder - but we can... More
  • Illarionovdv
    Microstock is an online RPG game? (not too serious)

    by Illarionovdv | 9th of October, 2011

    Again and again I am asking myself why I am kind of addictive to microstocks. My earnings are low, the whole think did not meat my initial expectations, some guru’s keep screaming about lowering earnings and are not advising to start microstock business… . And yet many,... More
  • Imaengine
    few images and a good laugh ... enjoy!

    by Imaengine | 19th of May, 2011

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then... More
  • Gmargittai
    Another Joke, since it's a long time somebody posted one

    by Gmargittai | 14th of April, 2011

    Question: What is the difference between a microstock photographer and a large pizza? Answer: A Large pizza can feed a family of four See Article
  • Anadg77
    Photographer's joke :-)

    by Anadg77 | 15th of February, 2011

    A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was... More
  • Imaengine
    Funny joke ... not related to photography ... but nice to share!

    by Imaengine | 13th of February, 2011

    A burglar broke into a house one night, knowing for a fact that the owners were not home at the moment. He went directly to the living-room and stated opening drawers of the furniture looking for some money or jewelry. As he was doing that he heard this voice in the dark,... More
  • Egomezta
    Top ten reasons to date a photographer

    by Egomezta | 4th of February, 2011

    Top ten reasons to date a photographer: 1) They work well in the dark 2) They’re used to funny smells 3) They make things develop 4) They work well on many settings 5) They know how to focus 6) They can make big things look small and small things look big 7) They... More
  • Mjak
    My keywording job

    by Mjak | 21st of December, 2010

    It is winter. I've discovered this after it was too cold to walk outdoors having just slippers on feet... actually I was knee-deep in snow!!! Snow, winter, snowflakes - it is popular topic for pics I think! Ahh, civilized countries have Xmas sales, I've seen on TV! In my... More
  • Physi28
    going on with the photographer´s jokes tradition..

    by Physi28 | 1st of October, 2010

    A lady wildlife photographer shooting photos for DT in Kenya decides one morning that she needs to relax from work, so she takes one of the fisher boats at lake Shakababu, rows one mile out to the lake, stores her photo gear on the bottom of the boat and begins to read a... More
  • Imaengine
    one last joke

    by Imaengine | 2nd of September, 2010

    A journalist photographer was caught out in a rain shower when he saw a dark gloomy house. While he was drying off in the house he heard scary sounds and saw a ghost coming towards him. He grabbed his camera to take pictures. The ghost asked him what he was doing, he said... More
  • Imaengine
    missed me?? back with a new joke!

    by Imaengine | 1st of September, 2010

    A photographer went to a dinner party where he showed many of his photographs. The lady of the house said, those are very nice pictures, you must have a great camera. He said nothing, but when leaving for home offered the following compliment to the lady of the house "The... More
  • Imaengine
    Photography dilemma!!

    by Imaengine | 30th of August, 2010

    You are on a photo shoot by the stormy seaside, ten foot waves are crashing down, and suddenly you notice your countrys president getting out of a car to visit the scene of destruction. Just as you are getting ready to take a shot, a huge wave washes him and his staff... More
  • Mani33
    Definitions!

    by Mani33 | 29th of August, 2010

    I would like to draw a smile on your faces this morning as it did to me! Enjoy! :) MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master! YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!... More

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